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tomgetsfd:

Beautiful

The Tube

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cartel:

I am so tired of these things.

Amazing

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unamusedsloth:

Nude Portraits series by photographer Trevor Christensen

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Anonymous asked:
Why do you prefer to date Asian girls?

asian:

I don’t really have a clear explanation except that I find them super attractive.

Perhaps it’s a psychological thing because I am surrounded by so many Asian people (I live in a predominately Asian populated area of the city) 

When I used to live in Florida I was attracted to White girls, so I guess the environment had some affects??

Now That is a damn good explanation. Some might fine logic happening right here. 


zuzuzuko:

resetty:

what if websites had closing hours

image

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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asian:

relationship goals

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BEST PICK UP LINES EVER?!

How about telling the Motherfucker you don’t want his hand there first before you resort straight to assault you crazy cunt? 

Say “No” first, and if He still proceeds, THEN you can break his fingers, nose, and punch him in the throat and crotch. Okay Lady? Is that good enough for ya? 

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